Murder is for amateurs
Ditch Patriarchy Without Murder
1st Portal. Spring Clean Your Mind
Ditching patriarchy is like ditching a husband. Only that the proper way does not work. You cant just say - Hey this doesn't work for me, I am out.
Not only he wont let you go, he will make sure that you have no life outside of him. And besides, if he accepted without protest, it makes you do a double take -
Wait what? You're not even fighting for me?
Such is our society preconditioning. We want those that don't want us, covet things we do not have. But i digress.
The patriarchal relationship is parasitic. It keeps you in conflict with yourself, sucks all your life force, replaces you with a new model then leaves you for dead. On repeat.
I have tested 5 other ways to ditch lovers in my previous lives. Some, more effective than others.
Not to get ahead of ourselves, it is just the coup de grace of a 3-step-process. None of it works if you do not take the first step - decide that you want out.
This decision is for you alone to make. No amount of intervention helps if your mind is not made up. This is why it is the most difficult step.
But once the decision is locked in, the rest is easy.
And fun.
You dont have to leave right away. You can be physically present while your soul already left the chat making a packing list.
Here are the 5 other ways to ditch a husband -
Double down Cling like linkedin notifications avoiding unsubscription. Put his phone on parental guidance and demand his phone password. If youre a boomer, demand a facebook couple account. Confiscate his passport. If he is just a boyfriend, give an ultimatum for marriage.
Ruin his life Uglify yourself, withhold sex. Set his xbox on fire. Turn his life into a disco inferno. Downside is you ruin your life too.
Build a golden bridge for him to retreat to. Set him up with a new girl (or planet). Pay a pro if you must.
Ghost him Vanish, fake your own death.
Murder
Of all the five options, murder seems to be the most attractive. It’s fast, easy, oddly satisfying - like a McDonalds Happy Meal.
I am not one to judge those who choose violence.
After all the universe does not discriminate between good and evil. Anyone else’s opinion does not matter so long as you can look at the mirror and still love what you see.
But its easy.
Any idiot with a gun can do it. Where is the challenge in that? Patriarchy has churned weaklings of men whose only merit is punching down on women and babies. How low they have fallen.
But then, you might argue that chopping off the head of the snake solves the problem. And you are not wrong. Just a tad short sighted and lacking in imagination.
When the roman empire fell, nobody had a plan and winged it. And so another empire rose again.
Same snake, different skin.
Murder is a solution coming from a place of rage. On the spot. Without plan or foresight of repercussions.
We are beyond rage.
We have been tempered in millennia of patience and planning. Wisened by a system where forgiveness is taken as permission to double down.
A problem cannot be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. It only gives rise to another problem. On repeat.
We are not meant to solve problems. We are meant to rise above them. High enough to see the littleness of that we hate. High enough to tune out the noise that breeds the snake.
Heroes, victims and martyrs are what patriarchy is made of and we ain't falling for that trap no more. Besides, why soil your hands when karma does the job poetically? And lets you watch.
No one needs to take one for the team if we lead only by example. So if you are tired of this same old shit and you love a worthy challenge - welcome and read on.
Lets ditch patriarchy without murder.
Because murder is for amateurs.
Rowena
